As said, all the cool people are born in October, and you are one of them!
You’re cool because you know the value of fabulous and good-looking hair (unlike your fast countrymen, *coughkimicoughvalttericough*)
…errr okay sometimes you make mistakes too, but that’s okay, because you can wear a T-shirt with fake diamonds and still look cool! And who knows, maybe you are James Bond!
And we know that women love Bond…James Bond. So fuck driving, let the Frenchie and the Tulipman do that, you can chat with some pretty ladies (that are taller than you, but probably not cooler!)
You’re also the master of disguise! Here we have a fine example of you pretending to be a philosophical orange. Pretty cool, huh?
And since you have a lot of money, you can do things that rich people do, like golf and wear stupid clothes!
Still faster than a Caterham
You have cool mates, too! And birthdays just two days apart, how cute is that!
Yeah, surely little Heikki would be proud of you today.